DIAGNOSIS LOVE LIFE

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Diagnosis: “Your diagnosis is coffee and cigarette addiction! Tell me something

 about it, please!’

 Life: “I love and enjoy myself! I drink coffee for two hours and

 I also smoke a whole lot of cigarettes.”

 Diagnosis: “You won’t get far with this way of life.”

 Life: “But you know how far it is! You know mine

 pain? My feelings? From what I know of life, they know it’s good

 smoke and drink well. Years of life don’t matter to me, what matters is

 what is the quality.’

 Diagnosis: “You are now under my wing. I suggest you do

 don’t smoke or drink coffee for three months.”

 Life: “What do you want from me? To no longer live? To die

 without cigarettes? Coffee invigorates and cigarettes do not kill. Well, to be a wolf

 sat and goat whole, I accept your instructions. Three months and nothing more.’

 AFTER THREE MONTHS

 Diagnosis: “Well, how did it go?”

 Life: “I got hemorrhoids without coffee and without cigarettes

 gained 20 kg in three months.”

 Diagnosis: “Well, now we have also diagnosed you with diabetes and

 found a polyp on the intestine.”

 Life: “What did I tell you? And my brain will shrink

 every 10 years. I used to really enjoy it, but now I’m a wreck.”

 Diagnosis: “You need to change the way you live and think. More

 movements and a page with old patterns.”

 Life: “You all learn the same, but being a coffee and cigarette addict is like being

 free.”

 Diagnosis: “Sports and water, green tea, fruits and vegetables, especially

 red and purple, you must enjoy it. Today, all of this is selling well.”

 Life: “Dear Diagnosis, I tell you this. I wish you a lot

 success in other lives, but I surrender and insist on

 his own. That was in vain. I’m going to buy a dog and walk, smoke and eat

 poured coffee.”

 Diagnosis: “You are not serious. Lose weight because you are overweight

 your liver is fatty and your lungs are congested.”

 Life: “I love this life! I put a little bit of each in my mouth,

 I have enough diagnoses, life is not monotonous, I prefer one

 decent miss.’

Diagnosis of depression: a serious mental disorder that can devastate a person

 paralyzed to the point that he cannot even get out of bed in the morning.

 She is often accompanied by thoughts of suicide.

 Simplified diagnosis: socialize more, find a hobby,

 rejoice in the little things that life selflessly gives you.

 Diagnosis of dependence (chemical or non-chemical): partly hereditary

 a psycho-social chronic illness that is incurable, however

 controllable and accompanies us until the end of our lives.

 A simplified diagnosis: you just have to make a decision and persevere.

 Muster up the will and say NO! Stop blaming everything in turn (only

 not yourself) and do something in this direction. Because where there’s a will, there’s a way!

 Allergy diagnosis: body reactions to a wide variety of substances,

 whose reaction in contact with the body can be fatal.

 Simplified diagnosis: what if the child were more fresh

 air, in a less sterile environment, but I also put something in my mouth there

 dirty and that way his immune system would repair itself.

 You say: what about cancer, disability, severe mental illness, cirrhosis

 etc.? You are right, there is nothing to comment here. Everyone fights in their own way

 strength and will.

 I would rather say that the diagnosis is not correct, or rather

 that many things can be done even when we are “diagnosed”. Also

 after putting a sticker on us, they put us in boxes, v

 drawers…

 I know this article will be met with a lot of angry and

 disapproving readers, but that is his purpose!

 That’s all I’d like to say. Is it possible to influence the diagnosis or

 to direct one’s view of a thing from a fresh point of view, something

 do we have much power in shaping our destiny? Huge! I know,

 that it’s not that easy, but it sure makes you think, doesn’t it?

 So brave, as we say

 DIAGNOSIS LOVE LIFE.

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