
Washington, Peking, 11th century AD
Christ: The Chinese invent gunpowder,
Americans first gun. hollywood,
early 20th century: pistol first adopted
to the acting academy. Five years later:
pistol’s first silent supporting role
film. Next Achievements: Sidearm Pistol
roles in a sound film, a gun in the side
roles in sound color film, gun
in the lead role in a sound color film.
And it remains that way until today.
Hollywood auctions off all its celebrities
film knives and axes for one and a half million
dollars. Later, Hollywood again
buys from private collectors at three times
appreciated for recording the historical
of the Na noža! On first sight
but a foolish bargain pays off when
after the success of this spectacle, they record another one
sequels: On a knife 2, On two knives and On
two knives 2.
If he surrounds a person unexpectedly
a pack of small, skittish dogs, is
the best advice we can give him is
let him immediately grab a slightly larger stone
and confidently translates it from one
palms to the other. The effect on the dog will be shivering
amazing and very auspicious for one who
was the first to grab the stone. There will be attackers
the resulting change was immediately noticed and in
for a fraction of a second, they also estimated that they did not
it pays to expose healthy ribs to painful ones
the inevitability of fast and hard rock.
With poorly concealed disappointment, they will
submitted to a higher power and went to grind their own
teeth elsewhere.
Let’s take it now instead of a pack of dogs
a group of people, and a clumsy stone
let the gun change, this technological one
manual stone thrower upgrade!
The effect is much the same: you have a gun, you are
strong and important, the camera is watching you,
players and spectators are watching you, he is watching you
film criticism. This is very democratic:
anyone can be important, just a gun
must have. With a gun in your hand you become
the center of the dramatic action, with her
you create and maintain the necessary tension
(To whom will the first stone go? To whom
next?); philosophers might call it:
man as gun marker. All of them
dramatic theory and practice since Aristotle
but until recent times it becomes useless
and too demanding for anyone else to take her
seriously.
The spirit of history continues to evolve,
unions achieve after decades of struggle
an eight-hour workday for everyone. It appears
the problem of free time, especially in cities.
Television plays a decisive role here
and with her help the film, which is now a film about
the gun, which is still loaded at the beginning of the story,
during its course, as a rule, she
manages to exterminate.
Repetition is the foundation of all propaganda,
Goebbels already knew that. Housewives
so they have to watch commercials day after day
for cleaning agents and cosmetics,
and the owners advertise for cars
and other techniques. Child from birth to
coming of age sees a few thousand guns
and become familiar with their meaning
and use. Of course, advertising works
in the long term, it is like a constant voltage, like
the nagging frustration in the subconscious that waits,
that an auspicious moment for fulfillment occurs.
Now the West is introducing professional armies – this
but it means one less chance to
average men finally got theirs
pistol. It will be necessary to wait for the next one
civil war, similar to the one on
the Balkans. It’s all just a game, just like in
films and commercials…
I ask you, why a gun and not more
a knife? Because the knife is not democratic – it demands
a slightly greater degree of boldness and physicality
abilities, which not every voter has.
So keep the gun for now!
The gun has also conquered the future:
appears in sci-fi
fi lmih together with intelligent beings from
the universe. The lead ball transformed
into a laser beam. He can also summon
blood. Blood is like a river flowing through the karst
underground, and a shot shows her the way out
of the labyrinth, to the sunlight. A lot
there is poetics in it. The gun is also evidence,
how weak is slehernik’s will and how
his principles were shaken: when you find yourself
on the wrong side of the pipe, you’re nobody anymore
you’re almost gone. The gun reveals the moral
the truth about man.
Indeed, it seems that history is somewhere
stuck, at least as far as the film is concerned
of art. Private collectors of knives and
Sekir is already making new deals with
“dream factory”. A historical spectacle
With a gun! was nominated for
Oscar.
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