THE SAGA OF THE PISTOL

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Washington, Peking, 11th century AD

 Christ: The Chinese invent gunpowder,

 Americans first gun. hollywood,

 early 20th century: pistol first adopted

 to the acting academy. Five years later:

 pistol’s first silent supporting role

 film. Next Achievements: Sidearm Pistol

 roles in a sound film, a gun in the side

 roles in sound color film, gun

 in the lead role in a sound color film.

 And it remains that way until today.

 Hollywood auctions off all its celebrities

 film knives and axes for one and a half million

 dollars. Later, Hollywood again

 buys from private collectors at three times

 appreciated for recording the historical

 of the Na noža! On first sight

 but a foolish bargain pays off when

 after the success of this spectacle, they record another one

 sequels: On a knife 2, On two knives and On

 two knives 2.

 If he surrounds a person unexpectedly

 a pack of small, skittish dogs, is

 the best advice we can give him is

 let him immediately grab a slightly larger stone

 and confidently translates it from one

 palms to the other. The effect on the dog will be shivering

 amazing and very auspicious for one who

 was the first to grab the stone. There will be attackers

 the resulting change was immediately noticed and in

 for a fraction of a second, they also estimated that they did not

 it pays to expose healthy ribs to painful ones

 the inevitability of fast and hard rock.

 With poorly concealed disappointment, they will

 submitted to a higher power and went to grind their own

 teeth elsewhere.

Let’s take it now instead of a pack of dogs

 a group of people, and a clumsy stone

 let the gun change, this technological one

 manual stone thrower upgrade!

 The effect is much the same: you have a gun, you are

 strong and important, the camera is watching you,

 players and spectators are watching you, he is watching you

 film criticism. This is very democratic:

 anyone can be important, just a gun

 must have. With a gun in your hand you become

 the center of the dramatic action, with her

 you create and maintain the necessary tension

 (To whom will the first stone go? To whom

 next?); philosophers might call it:

 man as gun marker. All of them

 dramatic theory and practice since Aristotle

 but until recent times it becomes useless

 and too demanding for anyone else to take her

 seriously.

 The spirit of history continues to evolve,

 unions achieve after decades of struggle

 an eight-hour workday for everyone. It appears

 the problem of free time, especially in cities.

 Television plays a decisive role here

 and with her help the film, which is now a film about

 the gun, which is still loaded at the beginning of the story,

 during its course, as a rule, she

 manages to exterminate.

 Repetition is the foundation of all propaganda,

 Goebbels already knew that. Housewives

 so they have to watch commercials day after day

 for cleaning agents and cosmetics,

 and the owners advertise for cars

 and other techniques. Child from birth to

 coming of age sees a few thousand guns

 and become familiar with their meaning

 and use. Of course, advertising works

 in the long term, it is like a constant voltage, like

 the nagging frustration in the subconscious that waits,

 that an auspicious moment for fulfillment occurs.

 Now the West is introducing professional armies – this

 but it means one less chance to

 average men finally got theirs

 pistol. It will be necessary to wait for the next one

 civil war, similar to the one on

 the Balkans. It’s all just a game, just like in

 films and commercials…

 I ask you, why a gun and not more

 a knife? Because the knife is not democratic – it demands

 a slightly greater degree of boldness and physicality

 abilities, which not every voter has.

 So keep the gun for now!

 The gun has also conquered the future:

 appears in sci-fi

 fi lmih together with intelligent beings from

 the universe. The lead ball transformed

 into a laser beam. He can also summon

 blood. Blood is like a river flowing through the karst

 underground, and a shot shows her the way out

 of the labyrinth, to the sunlight. A lot

 there is poetics in it. The gun is also evidence,

 how weak is slehernik’s will and how

 his principles were shaken: when you find yourself

 on the wrong side of the pipe, you’re nobody anymore

 you’re almost gone. The gun reveals the moral

 the truth about man.

 Indeed, it seems that history is somewhere

 stuck, at least as far as the film is concerned

 of art. Private collectors of knives and

 Sekir is already making new deals with

 “dream factory”. A historical spectacle

 With a gun! was nominated for

 Oscar.

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