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Documents, please.

 I have a driver’s license here somewhere… it’s busy

 and here. Aha! Driving school. Here you go!

 You were talking on the phone while driving. Morale

 I will write you a sentence.

 Yes I know. Should not. I apologize. Z

 I was talking to my mother. You know, mom… Her

 I have to call. Otherwise you would blame me…

 You understand, don’t you?

 Well, let this be school for the next time you will

 obey the road traffic regulations.

 How much is the fine?

 120 euros, if you pay within eight days

 half

 Okay, that’s fine. 60 euros. Fine.

 However, you have jeopardized your safety and

 the safety of others. … I see that this vehicle is not

 registered.

 Really? My mother told me that it would take another

 year.

 Your registration expired on November 20.

 Aha. Well, now I know. I’ll be more careful next time

 these dates. I won’t listen to my mother, ha ha

 huh…

 There will be a penalty for driving an unregistered vehicle.

 Really? But also? Two penalties? I don’t know, well… It’s not

 my fault if my mother is… Lord

 officer, look, I’ll tell you the truth, it’s not

 it’s really mom’s fault. It’s that I wasn’t then

 had money. I borrowed it yesterday. From

 moms. And now I will be able to pay for the registration

 and insurance. I really will. I promise! No

 write me two sentences.

 Unfortunately, it doesn’t work. When I enter you into the system, it appears

 a warning that the vehicle is not registered, and

 as a result, I have to write you a fine.

 How much?

500 euros.

 No!

 If you pay within eight days, half is paid.

 I won’t have to register anyway. Please

 you! What if I complain? My mother does

 always complain about all such things.

 If you appeal, the deadline will expire

 half payment and you will have to pay in full

 the amount.

 Oh.

 Yes.

 And now the phone is ringing! Yes, mom? … Policeman

 he stopped me because i was talking to you

 when I was driving and … and … and … listen to me

 … no, you called me … no, listen to me …

 and … and … I don’t have a registered car and …

 I know, mom, I didn’t have any money… because I am you

 said…

 We can finish the process, and you will

 then talked?

 Yeah… mom, I put you on speaker.

 Well, can you hear me, Mr. Officer?

 I…

 Tonček has regular income, and if it were more

 careful, he would have quite enough, he wouldn’t

 ran out here and there, I have it nice

 brought up, I always told him to

 obeys the rules, but has always been diligent in school,

 I have to tell you this, and also to religious education

 he walked, you know how handsome he was when he had

 I confirm, I have it here in the kitchen in the picture, like that

 built, but I don’t know what went wrong in my studies,

 it didn’t work, I don’t know, but he was diligent, every evening

 he prayed, I saw him, and there are never any

 dragged the girl home, even though he could have done it now

 had something, he will be 40, you know, but he is not married,

 I would also like to…

Mr. Moreš, shall we complete the procedure?

 How?

 … grandchildren, who wouldn’t have them, but so honest

 and a nice guy will already find someone who

 she is going to marry him, now she gets every month

 social support, not much, but enough,

 if a man lives modestly and humbly, he is

 so humble and grateful, I could care

 for the family, but I would have grandchildren, I am

 always said…

 Go ahead. Don’t talk on the phone while driving.

 No penalty?

 Go!

 Thank you! … Mom! You saved me again!

 I’ll be with you sometime, but you really need to find one

 job and girlfriend…

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